bonershitter

post masturbation, when brown liquid excretes through the head of the penis

"i went to the doctor the other day because brown stuff came out my penis".

"Did he tell you that you had a bonershitter?"

"Yeah"

by Krabbbz January 5, 2010

boxer-briefs

The John Kerry of undergarments, they cannot decide whether they are boxers or briefs. Worn by men who cannot decide whether or not to retire from the NBA.

Michael Jordan is as wishy-washy as his boxer-briefs.

by Imaboxermanmyself April 9, 2006

Slut Boxes

Large amps at a party, that people climb up on and start dancing, while the beat and music pump out of the speakers beneath them. Usually a fun, but slutty attention seeking practice aimed to pump up the crowd by shouting the lyrics at them, preferably done after drinking quite a bit of alcohol.

Girl/Guy: I love this song! I'm getting up on the Slut Boxes so everyone can see my moves.
Friend: Wanna see how many people we can get on it?

by Minty91 October 20, 2010

45 boxes of ziti

On the Sopranos, quoted by Christopher and Pauly after a card game.
I think it is $1000
Christopher said, “he’s into us 45 boxes of ziti”

Christopher said, “he’s into us 45 boxes of ziti”

by tamtam65 August 29, 2021

500 boners

500 is the most you can have.

bro #1: dude that's sweet, i give it like 368 boners.
bro #2: 500 boners is the most you can have.

by Ese Y December 14, 2008

Chippy the Boxer

Chippy the Boxer runs like crazy through the neighborhood, but everyone loves him.
He loves to chase balls and sticks
He flaps his jowels as he runs around

Chippy is loyal to his owner

Chippy the Boxer is a very muscular canine

by Speedracergirl February 13, 2010

retarded boxer

The dance move that is done by white males that think they are good dancers. This move consists of the guy balling up his fists, keeping them at mid chest level and rolling their shoulders forward. Giving the effect like they are some kind of boxer.

"Check it out! Steve's doing the retarded boxer!"

by CanadianRob October 2, 2006