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Boobage

When there is more than clevage readily seen upon viewing a clothed woman's breasts.
"Woah, look at the boobage"
by Andrew Burns August 22, 2004
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boob

(noun) (1) a goof, a jerk-off, an idiot
(2) circular object protruding off a female's chest. Usually used for feeding babies and in foreplay (not necessarily in that order). Each boob has a nipple, the little pointy thing on the end that pops up like an erection when brushed, massaged, or touched with an ice cube (or an icy wind). The bra is the device required to support a pair of boobs. See A-cup B-cup C-cup D-cup E-cup well, you get the idea. If she is British, the nipples will sit much lower than the Japanese standard of 8" between collarbone and nipple. Sports bras are for A-cup women, who have nipples but no boob.

circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.
On our first date, I didn't touch her. On our second date, I got to first base, I touched her boob. Next date, she met me naked at her front door and we fucked.
by Junior January 7, 2004
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boobage

the bounce of th bosom where
B=mc^2+v

or bounce equals mass times velocity plus volume
what a high boobage factor!

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by unholyregret April 23, 2007
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Boob chart

boobs put into a well thought out chart defining the different boobs.
( .Y. ) normal boobs
(.Y.) small boobs
( . Y . ) big boobs
( .y. ) retarded boobs
( . | . ) flat boobs

this is the boob chart
by fool in the face May 3, 2006
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boob alert

When someone you know has their boobs hanging out of their shirt and you have to tell them to cover their ass up.
Friend 1: "Hey girl, don't you love my new little slutty shirt?"

Friend 2:"OMG girl, boob alert!!! cover those huge things up please!"
by Flawed_Angel January 24, 2007
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bonobo

a species of monkey that enjoys sexual activities. such as so-called "penis fencing", GG rubbing, and oral sex. they use sexual habits as a "friendly handshake" of sorts.
The diversity of erotic contacts in bonobos includes sporadic oral sex, massage of another individual's genitals and intense tongue-kissing.
by NJGSS September 13, 2005
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bobob

Big 'Ol Bitch Ona Bike!
by ybkgd October 1, 2007
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