Spring Blueballs

What happens in April when you get dosed with some sexy 70-80 degree foreplay. The snow is melted and spring has come at last! But Mother Nature ain't givin it up that easy. Just as soon as you get your shorts out it dumps snow for 2 weeks.

Seems to be common in Montana, The Dakota's and Wyoming.

Some Chick -"I can't believe it's snowing today and it was 75 yesterday."

You- "Yeah, talk about Spring Blueballs."

by Gannon Hester April 26, 2008

blueballa

One who is blueballed. Usually used sarcastically as if getting blueballed is such a feat that only a balla could accomplish it.

Person 1: Man, I was almost there and then she just stopped riding me.
Person 2: Aww shit! You da man! You're a fuckin blueballa!

by Velocirapper May 19, 2009

blueballs

A painful aching in the testicular region resulting from prolonged dry-humping.

"After rubbing on her jeans for half an hour, my nads turned into rice pudding and I threw up due to the extreme pain of my blueballed condition."

by 2Old4This July 25, 2004

blueballs outside

meaning really cold outside

"Dude it's totally blueballs outside."

by chris atcherson February 12, 2006

blueballs

A painfull feeling to your testicals (also called balls). Your balls turn blue. This can be caused by dry humping.

Blueballs is a painful and my balls are blue

by Ble February 15, 2006

blueballing

the act or sexual pleasing a man (or shemale) in some way, and then right before he/she is about to orgasm, you squeeze the base of the penis until it goes limp. heard to be quite painful.

"Dude i got this chick to give me a hand job but she ended up blueballing me and my balls have been in pain 2 days after that."

by Equilangular Fiestrabration January 6, 2007

Blueballs

When someone has to bust a nut

Jonny you got blueballs

by Bluebalss15 November 2, 2019