bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).

Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)

by Sat213 October 12, 2008

Bloody flapjack

When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack

Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!

by Derpknight May 1, 2016

Bloody Wishbone

Bloody wishbone
When two females join back to back. Then continue to tie their tampon strings together and run in opposite directions. Whichever female gains both tampons gets the wish. I introduce to you, the bloody wishbone.
Me and my best friend synced up, and I asked her to try the bloody wishbone.

Me and my best friend synced up, and I asked her to try the bloody wishbone.

by Krocodilespundee406 February 5, 2020

bloody lasagne

Your going down on a girl while she has a yeast infection while she's on her period, and you chew on her vaginal lips like lasagne noodles. Feta cheese.

Bloody lasagne, Dolphin, rusty pelican

by Krispykreme! September 29, 2013

Bloody elk

“Bloody elk” is a term used when one is annoyed or in shock. Although unobvious, “bloody elk” had derived from “bloody ‘ell,” a term used for similar purposes. What’s ironic about the nature of “bloody elk” is the fact that it embodies autocorrect’s flaws despite being highly humorous.

“Bloody elk, I ducking hate autocorrect!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Bloody Popsicle

The act of freezing a used tampon, and sucking on it while your partner gives you head

Last night was great. I got a bloody popsicle.

by sexiest kid on the block February 4, 2014

bloody side

The side of a vehicle that is occupied by a person and gets hit by another vehicle.

I was proceeding through the intersection when I noticed the car on my left had almost run there red light. It would have hit me on the bloody side.

by Ace1Aleon September 22, 2013