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Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts
I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!
by Albu quirky April 23, 2018
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Oreo Blizzard

A massive sex orgy of blacks and whites taken place in the cold Canadian North-West
Man, that Oreo Blizzard last night was fucking cold. But so hot at the same time.
by GasTheFuckingJews May 3, 2018
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Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
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The Blizzard Policy

The blizzard policy is "No fun allowed" as it's based off many of their updates to the games that Blizzard entertainment.
Blizzard: oh I heard you were exploiting in a dungeon created years ago and not getting any reward out if it besides seeing the design behind the dungeon. Gonna have to get banned now

Player: Damn forgot about The Blizzard Policy
by Cthun October 30, 2018
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420 Blizzat Joint

i smoked a mad 420 Blizzat Joint last night
by douk April 24, 2019
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nizzard blizzard

What stilts-enthusiast King Birtram's patrol-cats prevent by guarding the Kingdom Of Binn's dike-trees night and day.
I take it that there is enough of a nizzard blizzard at egg-hatching time to keep the population of said snooty blackbirds fairly stable, since after his banishment, the evil Lord Droon was made to gaggingly make a meal out of one or more cooked specimens of said troublesome flapper three times a day.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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Scissor Blizzard

An all girl orgy
I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.
by Gamemaster21 October 30, 2019
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