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Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.
If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023
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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

What has 2 legs and bleeds? is a conversation between ghost and soap. In mw2 how do you want me to explain ths further
by nigga of 1800 January 1, 2024
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Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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Time Bleed

The time wasted when you are about to start a task after finishing one.
Mainly this time is used to set up for the upcoming task, or due to procrastination
The key to managing your schedule is to have as less time bleed as possible
by Aryan2712 September 13, 2022
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my ears are bleeding

Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.
Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!
by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022
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my eyes are bleeding

when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.
person1: Hey person2 look at this video!

person2: what the fuck is this

person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!

person2: my eyes are bleeding
by aggressivefart May 4, 2022
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