fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023

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Bleed

An expression of distaste or disgust. Additionally, a "bleeder" is a reference to anyone the speaker dislikes.

"They've put me on latrine duty? That bleeds!"

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

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Bleeding cully

One who parts easily with his money, especially a cony who's been bobbed.

That bleeding cully got ripped off when he bought that black diamond. What a sucker he was!

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

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bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart

doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain

by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021

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The bleeding frog

A sexual position where two females on there periods play leapfrog

Those two LGBTQ+ non cis genders on there period, play leap frog ,the bleeding frog

by Bloody toad June 14, 2021

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Time Bleed

The time wasted when you are about to start a task after finishing one.
Mainly this time is used to set up for the upcoming task, or due to procrastination

The key to managing your schedule is to have as less time bleed as possible

by Aryan2712 September 13, 2022

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