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Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.
"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..
by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018
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genius birth

When you poop and its kind of hard to get out in the begining but then gets really easy suddenly; like one would imagine the experience of giving birth to Einstein to be (only...out of your butt).
I had to push hard in the begining but it turned out to be a genius birth.
by plastichistory June 24, 2011
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Birth Privilege

Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.
Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!
by 20th Century Blinder August 1, 2022
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Empress Bulblax birth copypasta

Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish
Allan: Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish

Ron: dude wtf is that the empress bulblax birth copypasta?
by Saltitheidiot August 14, 2024
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Crude Birth Rate

If you search this up, you probably take AP Human Geography classes too!

Well if you need to study what the fuck this is, this is the amount of people born per 1000 people in a society.
The Crude Birth Rate in the US is 11.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 8, 2023
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Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
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