Fat Bitched

an ugly or unattractive or fat or just a bitch

a guy makes plans with knowing he is going to blow her off! Hence the term fat bitched

Hey man didnt you have a date last night?
Yeaa i fat bitched that hoe

by Pimpin420 July 27, 2011

Bachelorism

The state of terminal or perpetual singleness in men.

My friend Kyle often suffers from Bachelorism from which there is no cure.

by Travis and Kyle December 17, 2006

Bitchen

1. A rather uncommon misspelling of bitchin'

I don't know how to spell bitchen.

by Bubba Groins December 28, 2005

bachelor blaster

A sexual experience in which a female ejaculates onto a man's face.

Able to produce large amounts of cum, Alicia gave her boyfriend the Bachelor Blaster.

by KittyBamBam June 9, 2009

Get Bitched

A different way of saying “get fucked”. Getting bitched means you were so fucking screwed over by a bitch that you have lost all living privileges.

Bro 1: “Oh God bro no the teacher just asked me to give a presentation on a zoom call and I didn’t even pay attention”
Bro 2: “haha bro get bitched”

by Cornucopiaofcum April 16, 2020

bichead

Someone who shaves their head with a bic razor. This leaves the person obsessed with their shiny dome which is similar in apperance to the head of a penis.

More implicately, the "bichead" must also live up to their rhymesake "dickhead"

In PML, Tom Salmon. Although he seems to have entered a hairy jesus like phase at the moment. Nonetheless, what a dickhead!

by Pee Emm El October 28, 2003

South Beached

What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.

Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009