Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Cornucopiaofcum

Deven

A good man who doesn’t eat beans and hamsters on toast.

“How’s Deven?”
“Oh he’s good, he’ll outlive the British because he doesn’t eat hamsters.”

Merch

A different way of saying “get fucked”. Getting bitched means you were so fucking screwed over by a bitch that you have lost all living privileges.

Bro 1: “Oh God bro no the teacher just asked me to give a presentation on a zoom call and I didn’t even pay attention”
Bro 2: “haha bro get bitched”

Merch

A religion that only loves and worships Femmie. She’s a fucking mongoloid tho fuck her.

“All heil Femmie I’m a Femmienist”
“Oh wow how admirable”