South Bend

A wonderful city, full of trashy people who all think they are the full mental and spiritual peak of existence because they own a 1992 neon with a spoiler and shitty stereo speakers. A heaven where whites hate blacks, blacks hate whites, and asians charge way too much for shitty buffet lunches. Where kids if they even graduate from high school, move on to their parents basement for the rest of their lifes, while working at Barnabys, which totally makes it acceptable. A city with a crime rate higher than new yorks per capita crime rate, but hey you were just in the wrong neighborhood, which apparently means EVERY neighborhood unless you hop the gate into one of the really nice houses fenced in on Jefferson. where all the trashy multiracial, but mainly white and black rich kids drive in circles and try to beat people up for driving down mckinley. What a GREAT CITY.

"Aw man, you want to cruise the strip with us?"
"no how about I just blow my brains out instead."

"We're going over to tony's(everyone knows a tony there) and we're gonna do coke and get drunk and get high" "but its 2 in the afternoon on a tuesday""yeah so?"

"where you staying at now?" "I'm over at my moms place" "you're 40!" "so?" "atleast I have a job." "where?" "I make pizzas at barnabys"

Newest Billboards for town say,
"South Bend, don't get caught between lydac and osceola after sunset!""lincolnway, highway through hell"

"dude check out the new sound system my buddy tyreese got in his 84 caprice!" "What, the entire trunk is about to fall off!""yeah, well he had to drill a hole through the lock so his subs don't get stolen again" "thats it, I'm moving. Fuck this town."

by Nick Ne. September 15, 2007

Self bender

When one over-indulges with alcohol and drugs at home alone. Generally a combination of three drugs is required for a true self bender.

Also known by the slang form "spender"

I had a real self bender last night.
I had a real spender last night.

by -JPA- November 6, 2006

Tinder-bender

Finding a hookup using the Tinder app that looks attractive on there profile picture and inviting them over, only to find out that they are less than appealing (and STILL hooking up with them).

"Dude I got in such a Tinder-bender last night. I found this smoking hot chick on Tinder and invited her over. When she got there, she looked like she fell from and ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... and I STILL hit it."

by bigr3000 October 20, 2014

Disciples of Bender

A game clan that revoves around Bender

Admin1: wanna go to Disciples of Bender site?
Player: okay!

by Abizaga September 4, 2006

Gerbel Bend

The point in your intestines that a gerbel cannot get by

The gerbel died of starvation in Ari's gerbel bend

by Clubbed April 18, 2003

bender

Bender, a drunkfest that lasts from at least 4 days to 2 weeks, possibly more. Not the character from Futurama, not a gay dude, leave it alone you homophobes.

I went on a bender instead of studyign for finals

by Matt4211 May 9, 2006

South Bend

A decent college town in northern Indiana that is the center of Michiana. Students from the University of Notre Dame almost always hate South Bend because they are afraid to live outside of the "bubble" which is Notre Dame, Indiana. These people are apart of the large population of college students in the nation who hate the town they go to school in, regardless of what town it is. They hate South Bend because it represents the real world with real people and problems, and is not filled with conceited, elitest, white ignorant college kids who overestimate their own self-importantance fueled by Keystone Light. Notre Dame reaps in billions of dollars a year and yet will not act like the Catholic school it claims to be and assist the community with its problems (homelessness, aiding Catholic schools in the area, feeding/clothing the hungry are just a few).

How do you get a Notre Dame grad off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza and tell him to leave South Bend!

by CheeseWhiz101 March 28, 2009