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tax-time baller 

A person who is newly albeit temporarily wealthy from a huge tax return, only to be flat broke again a month later once they spend every penny on frivolous crap.
Person 1 : I just got 2 thousand on my tax return. I'm about to hit the mall.

Person 2: Why don't you take a little and splurge and save the rest or maybe get some new tires for your car because your tires are bald, or maybe even take a few classes?

Person 1: Ahh that can wait, I gotta look good this weekend. There was $200 watch I saw at Macy's and those new Jordan's came out this week. Plus.....

..........3 weeks later.........

Person 1: You got a couple bucks so I can get a few packs of noodles?

Person 2: A couple Bucks?!?!? Didn't you just get 2 G's a few weeks ago?? I knew you was a tax-time baller.

Person 1: .....*hangs head*.......
tax-time baller by itMIGHTbedatboy January 16, 2014
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Belleville High School 

A high school in Michigan with the best football team in the state and a student section that burns fordson flags. The school itself is pretty good but the only thing we're known for is football and the 50 bhs accounts made by the students.
Belleville High School are state champs!!!!
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certified baller 

being such a baller that you are legally certified.
Mike "Look at that baller!"
Shaun "Oh thats just james, he's a certified baller."
certified baller by jdtitties April 24, 2010

stop posting about baller

STOP posting about BALLER, I'm tired of seeing it.

My friends on TikTok send me it. (BALLER)

On Discord it's fucking BALLER.

I was in Studio Origami, right? And all of the channels were just BALLER

I send super scupol art to my girlfriend- (ÆYOOO u ain't got no girlfriend stop the cap 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢)
Person number one: stop posting about baller
Person number two: ok

Winnebago Ballet 

An elegant dance of the American family camper vs. any passing vehicle where the 'passee' is completely oblivious of the 'passer' all the while swerving and making frequent stops or sudden slow-downs to oogle wildlife and scenic overlooks. The ensuing dance is usually if not always done on a double yellow line, two lane road that serpentines for miles and miles with no clear passing opportunities until the 'passer' summons the gift of GREAT BALLS to chance the split second window and make their passing move. The dance is always followed up with the one finger salute from the 'passer' to the 'passee' upon completion of the ballet.
..."while driving the Blue Ridge Parkway I had to do the Winnebago Ballet quite a few times in order to get anywhere"
Winnebago Ballet by hexacat July 31, 2008

Pro Baller 

One who balls like a pro. If someone is baller at absolutely anything, he/she has the right to call themselves a pro baller. A pro baller tends to be "the shit".
Jon: "Nirman makes everything hilarious!"
Frank: "Yeah, and he a beast on the court."
Jon: "What a pro baller."
Pro Baller by 333221 October 31, 2011
Someone who started out from the bottom and with nothing and have now made it to the top.
Look at Pete and Steve over there, they are true ballers
baller by ballerdave678936 February 2, 2015