beating the dead goat

jering it right after u just jerked it

"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."

by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008

beaching it

1. Going to the beach.
2. Past tense would be 'beached it'.
3. Future tense would be 'beach it'.

What are you doing right now?
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.

What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.

What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.

by Border Brother September 8, 2005

Beating

The act of feeding continuously throughout a prolonged period of time. Usually involving solid food, but not limited to it.
Continuously doing something involves the term "been doing".
Feeding usually brings to mind "eating".
"been" + "eating" = "beating".

Origin of term:
Legendary members of E46Fanatics.com, neil1138 and Gheybe, created this term during a late night talk over Facebook Chat.

Gheybe: "Hey Neil. I think you are pretty awesome."
Neil: "What is this shenanigans?"
Gheybe: "hahahah
i dont know
wanted to annoy you
how are you man?"
Neil: "hungry
need food naow"
Gheybe: "i KNOWWWW same here
i dont know why"
Neil: "otherwise I'm good"
Gheybe: "ive beating 3 digiornos tonight"

by PrinceShagswell July 5, 2010

breathing

how much of a dumbass are you to not know what breathing is??Your doing that shit right now

an example of breathing is what your lungs are doing right fucking now retard?!

by scissor seven April 5, 2020

bathing apes

the long version of "BAPES"

"I got me some bathing apes"

by VICECITY November 14, 2007

Bathing Your Grandmother

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.

Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)

by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009

beaching

when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach

"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."

by briandisco March 2, 2008