dog batter

The nut that flows from a dog penis

He’s impregnating my ass pussy with his dog batter ah ah ah!

by Ospaulito November 10, 2018

trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"

by John McFloss September 24, 2008

pants batter

Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.

' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum

by In A Rut April 26, 2024

Batter

A mixture of a good natter with some great banter too.

Can’t wait to meet up and have a good old batter.

by Mischief Kirwan March 2, 2021

batter dipping

The art of deep frying anything that has been dipped in batter.

Carnivals, with their deep fried twinkies and snickers bars, are the best place for batter dipping.

by crisisincrisis August 29, 2012

whale batter

whale sperm

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?

by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019

Batter Bazooka

Otherwise known as the custard cannon, the batter bazooka is the most dangerous weapon on the red blooded male body.

It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.

“Shazza couldn’t resist being locked onto by then batter bazooka”

by En3630 September 27, 2022