fart batter

Is normally when a build up of gas finally erupts from the anus. It shoots the dingle berries that have been collecting in the anal hairs. This reactions causes it to splatter on the draws like a gooey batter.

Tom:”Hey guys! Call a table for one! The fart batters on me!”
Drake:”That’s disgusting dumb!”

by ScreamingOwl February 05, 2024

troll batter

The ejaculate of a master online troll.

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!

by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

batter flaps

flat round breakfast food served with maple syrup.
sometimes refered to as pancakes.

These batter flaps are delicious!

by Binkley11 February 08, 2010

Batter coated orgasm

A deep fried Mars bar

I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.

by MarsBarBoy February 11, 2011

Batter

A girl/boy that cakes their face in make up so much that they look like an accrual clown.

The word is very versatile in a sentence, e.g “her face is bare batter”, “she’s such a batter”, “he’s battered”

by Stinkerbellfairy August 02, 2020

Batter

A mixture of a good natter with some great banter too.

Can’t wait to meet up and have a good old batter.

by Mischief Kirwan March 02, 2021