Egotistical Bastard 

A cocky, and sickeningly self obsessed being with little or no apprehension of their own insignificance. Often cast aside by society, these people truly believe that the earth revolves around them and are often spied making sexist, elitist or plain retarded remarks.

Those girls don't fancy you man, you're an egotistical bastard.
If you weren't such an egotistical bastard, you'd have friends.

Egotistical Bastard by wordqueen95 February 25, 2011

Blue Bastard 

An alcoholic drink made with Vodka, Fresca, and grape flavoured Gatorade Fierce.

That blue bastard sure put him on his ass last night.

Blue Bastard by Ratty Van Rat March 5, 2009

Fap Bastard 

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

Fap Bastard by JamieB123 November 1, 2014

potato bastard 

A name often called to Germany by Romano. But then again he calls every one a bastard, but potato bastard is commonly said to Germany.

"Germany! You potato bastard! You look like you have a moustache!!"-Romano
"But to me it looks like YOU have moustache."-Germany
"Gaah, shutup you potato bastard!!"

potato bastard by Roderich Edelstein February 27, 2016

wee bastard 

Term typically used to define someone who needs to be shamed. Used by the Scottish

Ahh ya little wee bastard

wee bastard by Pish wee bastard October 29, 2017

tomato bastard 

A person who loves tomatoes and is often insulted by italians.

Antonio ? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS TOMATO BASTARD ?

This tomato bastard is a pain in the ass.

tomato bastard by wasabi06 August 5, 2014

Ugly Bastard 

Ugly Bastards are usually fat, middle age men with certain bodily features that most people find appalling.

This ugly bastard had his way with me, don’t tell anyone.

Ugly Bastard by Fuck-off-Regis May 26, 2018