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your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say
Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball
by AnonWT. March 2, 2025
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basketball

Basketball is a term that can be used in polite company and is a reference to sex. There are many terms in basketball that can have attributes similar to sexual encounters including dribbling, passing, shooting, blocking.
Our next door neighbors in the apartment were playing a lot of basketball last night.
by happytobehere2025 March 9, 2025
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Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019

A complete shit team who can’t win any fucking games except for the shit academy teams.
The Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 is so bad.
by I wanna die 2.3 January 30, 2019
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rec basketball

(n) where angry parents and coaches harass their children for not shooting the ball at the 3 point line when there’s a defender on them at the last 3 seconds.
(n) where angry parents and coaches verball abuse workers (score keepers and refs) for no reason or making very minor mistakes that can be easily fixed.
*the score is 16-13 (kids scores a foul shot)
*score keeper accidently adds 2 points (16-15)
angry parents and coaches stand up and scream at the score keeper immediately without hesitation

score keeper screams, “ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS, ITS REC BASKETBALL”
by Hubert Cumberdale February 17, 2019
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Basketball

Basketball
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Basketball Beep

The distinct noise made by a common American household item. This often indicates the presence of an African American residing in said household. This sound can also be heard and misinterpreted as the iconic sound of a sneaker being skid across the Basketball court.
Bro 1: "Did I just hear a 'Basketball Beep' through the mic?"
Bro 2: *proceeds to obliterate the headsets of everyone in the CoD Lobby*
by BigChodeMan21 June 1, 2024
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Gaynor Basketball

4 Star studded basketball prodigies duke it out in a 2V2 format all while being recorded for their YouTube series.
by Drippin Joe April 17, 2023
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