Depression Barbie

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.

My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed…

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 11, 2023

Snake in the Barbie

1. A problem waiting to happen.
2. A sudden and threatening development.
3. The BBQ food was not good or what was expected.
(Barbie refers to BBQ)

That’s a snake in a/the barbie!
I fkn knew there was a snake in the barbie
You're a bloody snake in the barbie

by bbbounce January 20, 2022

Shrimp on the Barbie

When a midget "dates" a tall skinny blonde, and cums on her.

Jimmy brought a blonde home from the bar last night, and he threw some shrimp on the Barbie.

by Anomalies in life July 20, 2022

king kong barbie

“King Kong Barbie” is a term used to describe a girl who is very strong and has a muscular body. It is used to describe women who are both beautiful and strong. The term originated in China where a girl named Cheng Lu became known as “King Kong Barbie” on video platforms such as Kuaishou and Douyin1.Received message. "King Kong Barbie" is a term used to describe a girl who is very strong and has a muscular body. It is used to describe women who are both beautiful and strong. The term originated in China where a girl named Cheng Lu became known as "King Kong Barbie" on video platforms such as Kuaishou and Douyin.

Tom: Dude did you see Carl's sister? She's jacked!
Sean: Yeah! She's a king kong barbie

by TheToesKnows June 2, 2023

barbie

Popular doll aimed at young girls, first debuted in the mid-50's. Barbie has many different roles, from Doctor to Teacher to Astronaut, and they even had a President Barbie.

There are also accessories galore for Barbie, including cars, houses, clothes, limos, pools and hot tubs, and much more. A good choice for young girls to play with because, unlike Bratz, Barbie has a more mature outlook.

Also, girls who play with Barbie are more likely to be intelligent, creative, and less inclined to try sex or other such stuff.

A lot of people collect Barbie, and some dolls sell on Ebay for thousands of dollars.

by Lomia November 30, 2006

barbie

barbie, as in Barbara (what were they thinking when they named that plastic shit)

hello barbara, why are u so ugly

hello, i'm not ugly, i can be whatever i want to be, oh no my head came off again

by jobby bum August 3, 2003

barbie

a plastic plaything that everybody hates for no particular reason.

little sister: hey, do you want to play barbie?
big sister and pretty much everybody else: no barbies suck!!!

by my name is none of your stupid business March 13, 2008