The Bacon Reach Around

When things get hot, a reach around is performed then bacon is wrapped around the man's knob.

I was having so much fun and thought it could not get any better until she gave me The Bacon Reach Around.

by The One and Only Jeffrey January 18, 2017

revenge bacon

When you forgot your bacon at a friend's house, and she eats everything after you told everyone you made out. But it is the worst type of revenge. It leaves you heartbroken, devastated, hits you right in the core.

Did you eat all my bacon?? You bitch!

Well I was pissed, so I ate it all. Nothing tastes as good as revenge bacon.

by Micheal.SCARN May 3, 2017

Pocket bacon

When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption

Where'd you get pocket bacon? Give me some

by KCJ0nes October 23, 2017

SUSSY BACON

Some random ass person said this in my callss

UR being a sussy bacon

by anonymous November 11, 2021

Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon

Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

Wrap it in Bacon

Verb Phrase.

The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.

"We want to drive opens on this direct mail piece about a pretty boring event, so we'll wrap it in bacon by putting a monkey in a tuxedo on the enclosure."

by el_chacal September 27, 2011

Religion Of Bacon

A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.

"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon

by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 28, 2015