Bread cult

I am bread you are bread he is bread she is bread it is bread together we are loaf,praise the sun it gives us grain so bagels can be made. Nothing will slice our loaf,not even the big sharp metal things,but if they do they will separate us into mutants like what this one human did to my wife, i guess i can rub up against my breador’s back too.

Bread cult will prevail

by Evilerskull September 24, 2018

Bread Leg

When you slap your legs with bread

Me:We got any bread boys?
Homies: Yeah, bread leg *All begin to slap their legs with bread*

by BigChedda420 May 8, 2019

bread blasting

When you get a french loaf shoved deep inside of your anal cavity/vaginal cavity.

All was fine and well until her dad walked, balls deep, no hair, bread blasting his daughter.

by NNNNN1NNNNN January 23, 2020

bread cum

mayonnaise

Pass me the bread cum

by hcjamesp June 2, 2016

bread crumb

a small piece of bread

might have broken off of a larger piece

sarah lives off of bread crumbs i drop on the ground

by collin miller October 8, 2003

bread dance

The bread dance is an activity for faggots. Several men, cocks in hand, stand in a circle with a single slice of bread in the center. The goal is to jack off and ejaculate on the bread, the last man to shoot his load having to eat the bread.

Elton John and his buddies were having a bread dance at his house last night.

by Sheriff Eric December 25, 2007

Bread crumber

Someone who is leading multiple members of the opposite sex on at the same time so they always have someone there. Either semi-romantically or just to have someone to fuck if someone else falls through. A bread-crumber often makes each one of their hopeful contestants feel special but doesn't give a shit about any of them once they have actually lured one into their bed/arms. Different than a player because they throw out crumbs Hansel and Gretel style and don't waste time trying to keep up multiple actual relationships.

Dammmmn! Chris is such a bread crumber! He got Lisa, Annie, Beth, annnd Stephanie to meet him at the club tonight! I wonder which silly bitch will end up going home with him!

by mariamaria October 11, 2017