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black blanket welcome

Where you come into a room (like a prison cell) and someone grabs you, pins your arms by your sides and wraps a thick blanket around you pinning your arms down. Then they cut a hole where your ass is and pork the shit out of you.
That new guy cried all night after his black blanket welcome. He thought he was tough but he's a bitch.

Sex Blanket

(N) a bed cover at all non-five star hotels
Sometimes referred to as a sperm blanket
Upon arrival at their motel, jack and nicole threw the sex blanket off their bed.
Sex Blanket by aschluss April 4, 2010

Bitch Blanket Bob 

When your sleeping with a girl and she is being a bitch by hogging your blanket
Boy: Honey stop being such a bitch blanket bob and give me some blanket
Girl: Its your fault that you where a Toenail Toby last night.

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Bitch Blanket Bob by Zenunass June 23, 2011

Dutch Blanket 

When your lady friend is slightly chilly a gentle dutchman will drape his nutsack over her forehead to keep her warm.
My girl was cold this spring so I gave her the Dutch Blanket to keep her warm.

Hello Kitty Blanket 

An amazingly comfortable blanket that teenage/young adult men like to cuddle in.
I want the hello kitty blanket!!

Awesome blanket time 

When a girl (or guy) masturbates under the covers.
Awesome blanket time is great
Awesome blanket time by Jesserella December 7, 2010