bleedman

Bleedman, he's like, THE GUY on Deviant Art.

Really, check him out. He's... the bleedman.

by Crane Moon July 27, 2006

Bleeding the meat

To masterbate aggressively for a long period of time.
Often after a bad day to relieve stress, this type of self love will almost always result in some pain afterwards.

Guy1: Whoa! Did you see how Jack was walking today after getting rejected by Sarah lastnite?

Guy2: Yeah, no kidding he must have totally been bleeding the meat lastnite.

by TheMeatBleeder September 7, 2009

Bleeding frog

when you throw a stick in the woods and you accidentally hit a frog and it bleeds.

Dude this girl in my school gave some kid a bleeding frog.

by mike huntering February 14, 2012

Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010

Sky Bleeds Ashes

An experimental musical project formed by some kid in central Illinois

Hey man did you hear the new Sky Bleeds Ashes track called From Black to Grey?

by DudeSBA January 3, 2011

bleedy quad

a sexual position:
a guy stabs a girl in the quad (a part of the thigh) with a knife, he may have to hollow and round out the hole with his finger. then, he sticks his dick in her quad and fucks her in the quad. his dick should hit the bone. blood spews everywhere

Your mom gave me a great bleedy quad last night.

I bleedy quaded your mom.

In popped a quad in your sister yesterday.

by A Hair's Room January 23, 2008

Anal beeds

spelled anal beads. An instrument inserted into the ass, with bumps that keep getting bigger, meant to stretch the ass and put strain on it until it pops.

The best way to pop an anal virgin is to shove anal beeds in her ass!

by necrokhan September 28, 2005