Mie Goreng and BJ Day

Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.

Husband: what day is it today?

Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth”

by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023

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Can I give you a bj

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner

Can I give you a bj

Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj

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Billy the Great bj hand outer

This kid is fat, gay, and horny, what else could you want in a mofo!

Damn that kid Billy the Great bj hand outer is nice and plump and gay and horny for me!

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Brazilian BJ

A kiss.

Origin: "BJ" in Brazilian slang is short for "Beijos" which means "kisses".

Last night, she gave me a Brazilian BJ.

by Shugunou June 28, 2023

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BJ and BS

Brake Job and Boob Squeeze.
When you are someone's car person and help them with all their basic vehicle maintenance, nothing is ever for free.

Person: Oh man, I failed safety inspection this year because they said my breaks are worn out. I need help.

Their car person: Don't worry, I'll swing by later for BJ and BS. I'll be done before your husband gets home this time.

Person: That would be great! I wish my husband knew his way around a garage.

by Phil Ashios May 24, 2024

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