"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."
"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"
"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"
"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
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Teacher: Okay class if "x" equals 3 then what does "3 x" equal?
Student 1: Is it 6?
Teacher: No GTFO!
Student 2: Is it Batman?
Teacher: Why..yes...yes it is.
"Meeting of Worlds Greatest Minds"
Head Scientist: Gentlemen and women we are her today to find the scientific way to solve all the world's problems. Any Ideas?
Scientist 1: An undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: No GTFO?
Hot Scientist Woman: What about an undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: Well that indeed may be a possibility. See me afterwards and we'll compare notes and such at my place.
Awesome Scientist: Is it Batman?
Head Scientist: GTF-(catches himself to do calcultions)- My God this man is right!!! It indeed IS Batman!!!
Teacher: Okay class if "x" equals 3 then what does "3 x" equal?
Student 1: Is it 6?
Teacher: No GTFO!
Student 2: Is it Batman?
Teacher: Why..yes...yes it is.
"Meeting of Worlds Greatest Minds"
Head Scientist: Gentlemen and women we are her today to find the scientific way to solve all the world's problems. Any Ideas?
Scientist 1: An undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: No GTFO?
Hot Scientist Woman: What about an undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: Well that indeed may be a possibility. See me afterwards and we'll compare notes and such at my place.
Awesome Scientist: Is it Batman?
Head Scientist: GTF-(catches himself to do calcultions)- My God this man is right!!! It indeed IS Batman!!!
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a term used by 8 year olds with an attention span of 0.1 seconds.
It's their only insult to use. They also use this as a comment for a video that is meaningful and/or sad.
It's their only insult to use. They also use this as a comment for a video that is meaningful and/or sad.
Commenter: "Hey *Insert youtuber*, remember me? We were friends for a long time. I yesterday found out i had cancer and i'm gonna miss you. My family is working hard to fund my Make-A-Wish. If i die i'm sorry for letting you down."
Random 8 year old: "Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio 😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀"
These people do not care about others and they think they're sigmas.
Random 8 year old: "Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio 😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀"
These people do not care about others and they think they're sigmas.
by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023
Get the Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio 😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀 mug."Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Columbian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad."
-Neal Stephenson, "Snow Crash"
Batman is a higher state of being particular to fictional worlds. In any given universe, the Batman is that world's biggest bad-ass. This bad-ass is represented numerous ways- strength, toughness, genius, etc. This accompanies strong, authoritarian personalities and immense will.
Though they are not usually the most powerful person in their worlds, they are most certainly the Winners. It is nearly impossible to stop one who has attained Batman. Their will to survive/fight/win is simply too strong.
They're known for taking things "too far". This is quite simply because attaining Batman requires that you're more than a little crazy. Sane people simply would not do the things Batman does. Batman even scares the other good guys.
-Neal Stephenson, "Snow Crash"
Batman is a higher state of being particular to fictional worlds. In any given universe, the Batman is that world's biggest bad-ass. This bad-ass is represented numerous ways- strength, toughness, genius, etc. This accompanies strong, authoritarian personalities and immense will.
Though they are not usually the most powerful person in their worlds, they are most certainly the Winners. It is nearly impossible to stop one who has attained Batman. Their will to survive/fight/win is simply too strong.
They're known for taking things "too far". This is quite simply because attaining Batman requires that you're more than a little crazy. Sane people simply would not do the things Batman does. Batman even scares the other good guys.
Well known examples of the Batman state: Jack Bauer, "24"; Jack Bristow, "Alias"; John McClane in later "Die Hard" films; Harry Calahan, "Dirty Harry" etc; El Mariachi, "Desperado" etc;
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Get the Bati Man mug.Batista is the former World Heavyweight champion. Injury caused him to vacate the title in January. Used to be terrible in the ring, but has improved somewhat. His mike skills need a bit of work, but some of his backstage promos (Involving Eddie Guerrero and more recently, Melina) were comedy gold. Former member of Evolution, and HHH's lackey, Batista beat Trips at Wrestlemania, in what can be considered one of the crappest matches on the card. Worked much better on Smackdown, but has always been plagued with injuries.The only thing I despise about him is that ridiculous 'Hulk Hogan' style 'Hulking up'thing he does, grasping the ropes and tearing them off the turnbuckles. I mean...why?
'This HORSE Batista!!'-J.R
'Yeah...I'm feeling good and ready to go! *hears a tear* Holy crap! My Quads torn again! And my back!--Batista
'Yeah...I'm feeling good and ready to go! *hears a tear* Holy crap! My Quads torn again! And my back!--Batista
by JimmyJimm January 21, 2006
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