Assenger

A chav that plays his/hers mobile phone music very loudly in a public place.
e.g On the bus, playing stupid, chavvy, chipmunk music.

"OMG i hate assengers, i wish they'd turn their fucking music off"

by Fredasaurus May 16, 2008

Asse

means ask

Can I asse u wen u comin to ma house.

by Allahatopia November 24, 2018

ASSed

Audibly Snorted in Silence; when you laugh out loud in a quiet place where you shouldn’t laugh out loud

Person 1: I ASSed so hard in the library when you sent me that meme haha
Person 2: Lmao nice

by Carwreck-Horse February 10, 2019

Assem

A very kind hearted person loving and caring usually a middle Eastern name for men

Person's name : Assem

by Lily Weasley January 27, 2021

half-assed

Meaning really fucking stupid, not right in the head

Hes very very half-assed

by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019

assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

shit-assed

(Chiefly Southern U.S.) Deliberately obstreporous, stubborn, defiant, mean-spirited or difficult, often in a disagreeably passive-aggressive fashion.

A. Amy Winehouse comes to the mic with a real shit-assed attitude that may have cost her some popularity with American audiences.

or:

B. Okay! Okay! We'll do it your way! But you don't have to be so shit-assed about it!

by david lincoln brooks June 4, 2008