Archie Ball

When you hang upside-down, throw a rabbit all while masturbating

I was at Alecs house and he showed me the Archie Ball, it was so intense I sharted

by chr0m3Po1s0n December 19, 2012

Archie is a spastic

its pretty much just for kids named

archie

Dave: did you hear, Archie is a spastic?
Igor: But yeah i am too!

by Definitely not Al May 2, 2021

Golden Arches

When you and your homie lay down head to head and piss into each other mouths, thus creating the Golden Arches.

Man 1: Billy said him and is homie we’re doing Golden Arches last night, he’s almost able to swallow it all in one go.
Man 2: Pft, I’m able to swallow more than him, and he’s supposed to be the ‘big mouthed’ one.

by LittleDickTimothy September 8, 2019

archie

To FAIL (EPIC) in front of the audience most capable of eternally memorializing your error on the internet.

Pradipta archied the Ruby On Rails positions email. He accidentally CC'ed it 416 web developers. There will be 200 web references to his error in 24 hours.

by hillacious August 13, 2008

the arches

McDonalds; Mickey D's

Joe: Where can I get some nasty food served to me by a 30 year old retarded guy?

Juan Pablo: the arches

Joe: You're right, let's go.

by funkyfingers22 June 26, 2008

ryan archer

annoying guy who wont shut up

man that guy over there is such a ryan archer.

by glory27 February 25, 2011

archie bunker

A sexual move in which the female puts her feet together, creating a narrow hole from her arches. This is where the man inserts his penis. She then jerks him off using ben gay as a lubricant.

Honey, I have a sore in my mouth and just got a manicure. How 'bout an archie bunker instead?

by rybarezin October 6, 2008