Ann Coulter is my mother, who ruined my life simply by giving birth to me. Because of her genetics, I look exactly like her. I cannot leave the house without a paper bag over my head, because the mere sight of my hideousness causes even the most sensible of people to instinctively throw rocks at me or run away in terror. Children burst into tears when they see me.
I was not married by the time I was fifteen, as I'm so repugnant, which caused my father to send me off to a convent. I was routinely rebuked for singing and being late to dinner. Then I died.
I was not married by the time I was fifteen, as I'm so repugnant, which caused my father to send me off to a convent. I was routinely rebuked for singing and being late to dinner. Then I died.
"Billy, you really shouldn't come play at my house. My mother has a habit of raping 12 year old boys."
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a girl who is drop dead gourges. loves the color pink, always has a bow in her hair, and thinks she is snooki
has an obsession with textting and talking
will only love a guy if his name is justin or daniel.
has a sever case of bieber fever and cant stand megan fox :p
has an obsession with textting and talking
will only love a guy if his name is justin or daniel.
has a sever case of bieber fever and cant stand megan fox :p
omg is that elizabeth anne?? no...shes not with justin..it cant be her!
is elizabeth really trying to study for a test?
rofl no..she dosent like school!
is elizabeth really trying to study for a test?
rofl no..she dosent like school!
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Get the anne-marie mug.Correctly spelled "Ann Coulter" (though this name has been locked by the UD webmaster). She's a hilarious political pundit that apparently offends people. I don't see why, because she's hilarious and entertaining in a "mental patient" kind of way.
Whenever Coulter is on your TV, rest assured that you're in for a good laugh when she tries to "discuss" something.
I can't see how people can take her seriously, since she's more of a self-parody of a Republican pundit than an actual commentator. Even a high school debate club member could debunk her. Flameing her only gives her credibility.
NOTE: Anyone who actually defends (Ann)Anne Coulter is probably trolling.
Whenever Coulter is on your TV, rest assured that you're in for a good laugh when she tries to "discuss" something.
I can't see how people can take her seriously, since she's more of a self-parody of a Republican pundit than an actual commentator. Even a high school debate club member could debunk her. Flameing her only gives her credibility.
NOTE: Anyone who actually defends (Ann)Anne Coulter is probably trolling.
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