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nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.
“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account
by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023
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Accountability Partner

Bro with whom you share porn.
My Accountability Partner Tyler just sent me some horney librarian links.
by Lawnboy November 8, 2023
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Outdoor Accountant

An accountant is usually an indoor type, therefore is not accustomed to the outdoor world. In times of crisis an accountant, when doing a shit job, will be banished to the outdoors to live amongst the wilder.
Didn't you hear? Kyle was that shite at work, I heard he's now an outdoor accountant..
by baaailelleee January 26, 2024
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with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.
"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"
by yt_graystillployy February 2, 2024
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Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.
1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?
by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023
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Root account

The account in Unix and Unix-like operating systems that has access to most of the system (or not all). With this account, you can do many things that normal users without sudo "super user do" access cannot do, such as editing configuration files, software management, user management, and more. It is usually created by the system after the OS installation is finished, however the password may be set during the installation or after the installation.
If you know the password for the root account, do not play with the system unless you know what you're doing.
by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023
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