Kaeya Alberich

The hottest guy in all of genshin impact.

Kaeya Alberich? Oh yeah that hot guy in genshin impact. I wish I was him.

by kaeyaalberich August 4, 2021

albert pujols

Holy Shit! How does the best player in baseball only have one definition and overrated D.J. has two pages. Bullshit! Albert Pujols is by far the best hitter in baseball, not just by his numbers, but his work ethic too. " El Hombre" as we call him in Stl is the best player I have ever seen.

Albert Pujols is the best hitter in baseball and is very underrated first baseman. He is a great baserunner(he has to be to make up for his speed.)Albert Pujols is freaking awesome.

by stevedawg13 July 22, 2006

Albert

an Albert is a hot pc gamer who loves to play infestation survivor stories and everyone loves him.

An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.

That guy is the coolest guy ive ever seen he must be an Albert.

by Snoop Dog69 November 25, 2013

Marv Albert

This is when you're sodomizing your partner during the throes of passion, then bitting them no less than "15" times on their back and or body. Once you get off, you then force them to perform oral sex on you!

I can't wait to get this skank home and "Marv Albert" her!

by Snoogy Snoogerson November 27, 2010

Alberto Del Rio

Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.

Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!

John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*

by ThatJerkOverThere January 2, 2012

Albert

N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.

"I was surprised, he was short, fat and bald but whipped out an Albert."

by RandomThought November 28, 2009

ALBERT

Fat fuck that has cancer and laughs at poor kids even tho he is ugly as fuck

Albert is Cancer
Cancer is Albert

by BigNegro42069 May 25, 2020