Alcatraz

when having anal sex with a woman, a man fists her in the vagina and jerks himself off from inside of her.

anna was a little drunk and let matty give her the alcatraz. she won't be walking right for weeks.

by anonymous6666 April 29, 2008

Allahfel

A taco pancake with extra Allah for your enjoyement.

Try this Allahfel! It's really muslimlicious!

by ZZ Top March 11, 2004

Albatross

Three strokes under par in one golf hole.

You cannot get an albatross on a par-3 hole.

by Rodney Basil August 28, 2004

obsidian allah

the one who gave you birth and raised you. obsidian allah 🕋🕋

“bro have you heard of obsidian allah?”

“you mean the one who gave all of us birth and raised us well?”

by fartass гатboy January 13, 2020

Albatrossing

The latest craze, evolved from 'seagulling'. This evolution involves a more advanced, long range technique with the aid of a catapult, ball bearing and a used condom.

Victims are left not only physically hurt but also have the trauma of someone elses semen embedded in the wound left by the velocity of the ball bearing.

I woke up on Sunday very bored, so I went albatrossing.

by lukemedway June 30, 2007

Allah...handro

From Madtv. Where a gas station attendent thought a customer was arabian, but was actually mexican. Also a good joke.

Joe: No, seriously. I'm Mexican.
Bob: Ya,ya. I'm Mexican too. My name is ALLAH...handro.

by CrazyGuy207 January 14, 2009

Allack

Pole STDS, Humping a pole and getting STDs

Aww man i just got allack stupid pole

by TheGayStalker June 5, 2011