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Alisa

The prettiest girl with the brightest personality you will ever meet. Sometimes she can be shy and quiet, but never make her mad cuz she'll stab you with a knife. The most perfect girl in every way. But don't even think about lookin at her direction because she's married to Hamdan and trust me, you do not wanna mess with him.
guy 1: "oh my god she's so stunning im gonna cry"
guy 2: "i know that's alisa, no woman could match her beauty"
guy 1: "hey don't even think about it, if hamdan finds out its over"
guy 2: 'NOOO NOT HAMDAN. Nvm ill just settle for less"
by jamalthemonkey March 14, 2024
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an alisa is a woman who will stalk your family and touch you until you date her
damm she is such an alisa
by NGT999 December 9, 2024
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Alisa

She is a kind girl by heart but doesn't show her emotions to everyone. She is mysterious. You will find very interesting and shocking facts about her if you get to know her personally. She might have anger issues but is kind. You are very lucky to have a loyal friend if you have her in your life
Alisa is mysterious, kind and has anger issues too but lives you truly.
by Jigyashree February 1, 2025
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Alisa is someone who doesn't need to drink one sip of caffeine to stay up all night. She's always someone you can vent to and she'll take a secret to her grave if it's asked of her. Alisa is an absolute incredible listener. If you have a problem- bring it to her to vent about, trust me. Alisa never really feels lonely when she is alone. Her own company brings her happiness, yet a deep conversation never hurts. She REALLY hates being restricted. Let her live her life! Although she can be lazy, staying up until 4am to see the sunrise is something she'll always agree to. If you think she's staring at you- she's probably zoned out. If you think she looks tired- it's probably because anxiety can get the best of her. If you ask her how she's doing- she's probably stretching when she says she's "okay". It's usually never true. She'll keep to herself until she feels close enough to you to open up. And if you think she looks intimidating- don't be afraid to walk up and say hi- she won't mind.
*friend* - are you okay?
*alisa* - oh yeah, just tired.

*family* - everything okay?
*alisa* - yep, just tired.
*best friend* - you good?
*alisa* - i really need someone to talk to..
by LanaMl February 4, 2025
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A very large women who squirts pepper palace sauce out of her ass. Alissa is one who never walks only uses a scooter, but most likely breaks it because of her large size. If you ever encounter a large Alissa, you might want to run because she will eat or sit on you, resulting in death immediately.
Woah did you see that big bitch, yeah that’s Alissa.
by Tanya & Craig April 1, 2025
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“Man Alissa is such a sassy small mouth
What’s that”
by Old Broom April 1, 2025
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