Alieosexual

adjective
1. (of a person) sexually attracted to aliens (Extraterrestrial beings).

noun
1. a person who is sexually attracted to aliens

Jerry stormed Area 51 and after getting a look at them green things, he realized that he had to leave his wife because he was truly an alieosexual.

Alieosexuals are outraged at being categorized as xenosexual. Xenosexuality has to do with innerplanetary aliens (ie an American wanting a German), while alieosexuality is the exclusive attraction between two (or more) beings from different planets.

by Hartbeast64 August 1, 2019

growling aliens

Alcohol farts

I was on the wife beater last night and now i'm really growling aliens

by Alex, Brighton March 1, 2004

Nordic Alien

A beautiful friend from somewhere mysterious. All reports mention they dress in light blue and have features resembling (white) Scandinavians, but with some differences. They are reported to have something in general to do with the concept of basketball. The blue-suits are benefactors to Humanity.

However, if you see one with sickly features and no color in their skin, completely ignore it and leave the vicinity immediately. No species can always be born perfect and some of all sentient beings will choose betray their own due to the nature of free-will. Likely the cause of these diseased Nordic Aliens, is that they tried to make themselves cyborgs and thus traded their life-force for pseudo-immortality causing normal bloodflow and cellular regeneration to take a back-seat. There have been very few encounters with unfriendly Nordics, whereas there have been many more positive reports of intimate experiences with friendly healthy Nordics.

Alex: "Bro, why and how is that huge silver frisbee floating in mid air down by the schoolyard?"
Pete: "Oh, that's just my Nordic Alien stopping by to return the basketball she borrowed. Every few months she comes back to borrow my basketball, doing Hell knows what with it, but always returns it inflated and smelling like frankincense so it is ultimately a win-win situation for the both of us."
Alex: "Oh ok it all makes sense now"

by The Brickster August 19, 2018

poop alien

the out of this world out of body slimy alien mass that passes to a free world for a swim after one partakes in a colon cleanse for health, not just for fun.

Man, Tam just passsed a poop alien last night after a hard night of colon cleansing.

by Tammy Ozias October 6, 2007

alienjack

Scary, psychotic man who is very, very good looking while being very, very temperamental.

"Oh, damn. It's Alienjack at the door. Hide! Wait, go get it. No, hide!"

by The Captain September 29, 2003

aliece

An amazing girl who loves dogs, is hilarious, and has style. Will be there thick or thin and is stunning. If you have the chance to date her don't let her go.

Aliece is the most popular girl ever.

by muffkin22 February 25, 2015

Alienware

Any piece of technology created by extra-terrestrials.

Theories say some of the alienware found inside the UFO which crashed in Roswell 1947 was a high-tech propulsion reactor. They say all alienware had been brought to a top secret military base known as Area 51 in Nevada, Texas and been examined there by a special team of scientists.

by blackhole February 17, 2004