Alistair

this dude kinda smells

person 1: omg can you smell that?

person 2: on god, it there must be an Alistair around.

by SpiderWebb2.0 August 6, 2023

Alister

He is the hottest coolest lad.

Big cock big dreams.

Person 1: Who the fuck is that?
Person 2: Oh that’s just Alister.
Person 1: Oh hot.

by Chebber August 8, 2023

Acustomered

(Past participle) When you're running an important errand at work and you get stopped by a customer with a menial question.

I was urgently delivering a card machine to the tills and a customer walked in and asked me where the milk was whilst stood next to it, I got completely acustomered.

by DrCheekyMonkey August 12, 2023

Alistair Tusar

The personification of intelligence and also SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

Your really acting like Alistair Tusar when you say SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024

Alistair Moment

Being either extremely stubborn, or extremely tired

It's 19:00 and he is still asleep, Alistair Moment.

by Cosmic_King_ December 27, 2023

Agistics

The way of thinking and planning required to be agile. Logistics for agility, pattern based, spotting what’s needed in a changing context, micro actions not linear or based on cause and effect or deficit model.

In making this change to education, we will start identifying the agistics needed to move parents and learners to believe in self directed learning.

by Jus1001 January 5, 2024

Alister

As in A lister: Someone who is on top of everyone else in Hollywood and the rest of the movie world for some reason.

It’s usually box office draw, critics or general audiences, but two of those three being checked in the majority of their filmographies is what kind of does it.

Why did Adam Sandler get a huge netflix deal even though his movies get shit reviews?

Because he’s an alister.

by anonymous January 13, 2024