Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)

Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."

by reallifeluper January 05, 2017

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Cosmic Kiwi

a very far away New Zealander

"hey bro you seen that Australian guy Kieran?" asked Jack

"nah mate, he's from New Zealand, besides, he's in the UK at the moment" replied Charles

"ah, so he's a cosmic kiwi then aye?" Jack responded

by pseudonymfindingdory January 05, 2022

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kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

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chea (kiwi's air)

chea is kiwi's air. she is also really nice when you get to know her. she is super hot and is always there to cheer you up. she can be annoyingly fun, too!!

omg is that chea (kiwi's air)

YEAH HI CHEA (KIWI'S AIR) YOURE SO NICE

by whos pluto? March 30, 2021

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