Goober Gobble

Basically a blowjob, but sloppy and typically accompanied by sounds that resemble a turkey.

MAN 1: Hey man, im gonna have my goober gobbled by Shitlana tonight!
MAN 2: Nice dude. i got Emily to gobber my goober last week.

by Tibber November 27, 2017

goober grazing

Blowjob.

Stacy was goober grazing John in his car

by Big_man_on_campus June 25, 2017

goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.

Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.

by toee May 24, 2006

goober stink

one who knows all the ansers.
but wishes he new the question.

by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003

goofy goober

A Spongebob veteran

IM A GOOFY GOOBER, ROCK!!!

by iujhg August 6, 2020

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

goober bomb

when mucus is put on your feces and thrown as in a snowball fight

that goober bomb fight last night was disgusting

by mohawk69 May 10, 2010