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as a bisexual man

When on a Tubbo twitch stream Tubbo asked:

"why would you want a cricket up the ass though?"

Tommy said:
"Billzo take it away"
And Billzo continued:
*exhale* "Well... As a bisexual man-"
Which followed by Tommy falling to the floor from laughing.
"Why would you want a leech up your ass?"
"As a bisexual man.."
as a bisexual man by honkktea October 27, 2021

Give a drowning man a glass of water

Used to describe someone who has no heart or compassion and won't put themselves in other's shoes.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns would give a drowning man a glass of water.

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Should you give a drown...

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns has no heart.

Pulling on a dead man 

When you smoke a cigarette or a joint and there is no more fire and you get nothing out of the cigarette/joint.
"Dude, you're pulling on a dead man"
"Ah shit, lemme grab my lighter"
Pulling on a dead man by Nounours October 2, 2011

Son of a great man

An old way of the Arab tribes guaranteeing that a son of a reasonable person will not cause any sort of chaos when entering a new city.
Did you see how that guy talked? You can tell he is the son of a great man!
Son of a great man by KingHunter2019 February 10, 2023

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club 

Very, very bored . . .
Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

Black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson 

PEOPLE DONT THINK THE UNIVERSE BE LIKE IT IS BUT IT AINT IT JUST DO
I follow the church of the black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson