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xbox 360 

Basically Microsoft's next big fat console that allows blood-thirsty players to play blood-filled killing games. Will emulates incredible details and graphics of death, mutilation, blood, infiltration, conspiration, explosion, planet novas, killing and prostitution. You will have to choice between two packs: $300 for the console, a card, a wired controller and a frisbee, or the damn expensive so-good-its-from-microsoft $400 that contains everything you need in your life.

Ideal for the asswhole family.
-hey man i cant wait for xbox360 to come out!!1
-what games are you looking for?
-games?! for cares about games look i can play my rap music while i shoot pedestrians in the head before their children
-your sick
-fuck you bitch look at those graphics you can see the organs falling out form their bodies!!1
xbox 360 by alekies September 18, 2005

Xbox 360 

A console created by Microsoft and Bill Gates when they realized the Xbox wasn't bringing them enough money. The Xbox 360 has graphics that are only slightly better than the Xbox. Despite this, it is almost twice the price of an Xbox.

This console will be primarily purchased by sheep who enjoy being brainwashed by big corporations. Smart people who wish to save their money will mod their xboxes and pirate free xbox games until the 360 drops in price.

It should also be noted that this console was cheaply manufactured in China, and is sold to Americans for highway robbery prices, which explains the crashes and dreaded "screen of death."
Oh man. I paid $300 for an Xbox 360 and the graphics for DOA 4 don't look much better than DOA Ultimate! I should have saved my money!
Xbox 360 by transduction June 11, 2006

X-Box 360 

The Next generation game platform for the X-Box. The graphics look only slightly better then The X-Box (Unlike the PS3 which takes graphics to the boundarys of games. Gameplay looks like a freaking CG movie!!) but the X-Box 360 has more features than the PS3, but anyone that saw the Killzone 2 trailor would agree, PS3 takes the cake.
(BTW, I know that the Killzone Trailor wasn't really on the PS3, but it is what it will look like)
X-Box 360 will push gaming to a new level, but the PS3 will push it even further, and no one really knows about the Revolution, so I'm not saying anything about Nintendo.
X-Box 360 by The True Spikes August 26, 2005

xbox 360 

Slang for tampon. The reason is because it LOOKS like it, its possibly aimed at female gamers in their peroids.
Now includes wireless peroids support

Xbox 360 

1)The next version of Xbox with slightly upgraded visuals and wireless controllers (see xbox 1.5). It was named 360 in order outdo Sony's PS3 (also known as PS2.5).
2)A giant mettalic tampon (that plays video games too!)
1) Person 1: OMG Check out teh graphics on my Xbox 360
Person 2: Wow... That looks like it can be an Xbox game.
Person 1: OMG WTF!! *slaps person 2*
2) Person 1: Sweet, check out my tampon... it plays videogames !!
Person 2: Wow...
Xbox 360 by KaizerOumft May 24, 2005

Bravo 360 

The manuver in which one turns a bad situation around - usually in regards to a relationship going downhill. "Bravo" on the congratulations you will get when you coerce your loved one back into your arms, and 360 for the situation reversal.
I think my girl's going to dump me, I'd better pull a Bravo 360 fast!
Bravo 360 by Quill September 1, 2004