pig roast

the act of two men inserting their genitles into a singular womens mouth and anal cavity. often considered the pinnicle of ones life and rated most desired on ones bucket list

Man 1 to Man 2: "hey dude man bro, lets pig roast the shit out of this dirty lez whore"

by GowKoryUracest November 18, 2010

roasted chestnuts

when you put your balls into someones mouth and fart

Dude, I just gave her roasted chestnuts!

by MsEmaMac September 19, 2009

roast basset

Roast basset is what happens to basset hounds who misbehave.

"This roast basset is delicious," said Mrs. Pevensey, "was he very naughty?"

"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"

"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."

by scodder June 11, 2010

Pancake Roast

The act of a male taking a hot pancake and wrapping it around his dick, generally when he has an erection.

Hey Anthony, did you give yourself the Pancake Roast?!
Yeah It burns!

by Flubber Me Chunks February 28, 2011

ass roast

This is the debut song title by Lilli & Kiikii. It kicks ass okay? Everyone should listen to it. because it is that amazing. " unbuckle and chuckle with your ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSRRRRRRRRRRRROAAAAAAAST! "

Did you hear the new song <ass roast> ?
YEAH MAN. ITS DOPE YO!

by lilli amilli March 26, 2009

roasted

to be questioned beyond the point of answering, usually by a boyfriend/girlfriend's family members leaving the answerer feeling as if they were hanging over a fire

Kelly: are you bringing your boyfriend to my birthday party?
Maia: yeah
Kelly: dude! aunt candice is gonna be there, he's gonna get roasted!
Maia: i know, i'm gonna laugh

by mimipink September 29, 2008

spit roast

done up the arse and penatrated orally at the same time

Harvey- hey look its grant lets spit roast him
everyone - yer!!!!!

by sam hurty October 27, 2007