When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.
Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
by Nard Master February 27, 2017
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Get the Moonrise kingdom mug.I heard Richard the first really loved his Kingdom.
Yeah his Kingdom was apparently alway his Top Priority, and came before before everyone else.
Yeah his Kingdom was apparently alway his Top Priority, and came before before everyone else.
by Unfoldingspace8 September 8, 2022
Get the Kingdom mug.A fictional kingdom created by a friend group. Located in Lunenburg, MA, this kingom has many connections to outside towns including Fitchburg, Groton, and Westford. The group is primarily run by E.T. HAN, oliver, and Squelton, and there are many members including Erc Nerc Birdseed, Hugh Jass, Bren0956, walter wheat, and ArSaul Goodman. The Goof Kingdom was founded January 30th, 2022. The kingdom runs its own Minecraft realm, and play many games including BTD6, CSGO, Gartic Phone, Jackbox, and others. The kingdom also has a place to hang out in real life, called Mosslund. Mosslund is the hub of events and hanging out after school.
The Goof Kingdom is a group of friends.
The Goof Kingdom Minecraft realm is active again.
Goof Kingdom rules!
The Goof Kingdom Minecraft realm is active again.
Goof Kingdom rules!
by milkersandfortnite.com July 3, 2023
Get the Goof Kingdom mug.a group of high school seniors that think they rule the campus, but in actuality everyone thinks they're pathetic.
Jessica is such a bitch, and she's queen of the kingdom/
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The kingdom is going to "rage" this weekend. Let's make fun of their facebook pictures later.
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The kingdom is going to "rage" this weekend. Let's make fun of their facebook pictures later.
by gagaloooo March 1, 2010
Get the the kingdom mug.The Kingdom of Obamaland is the most powerful fictional nation on planet earth.
This country has:
- a well-functioning government
- an excellent economy
- a mighty military
- entertainment, fun, gaming channels
- and even laws, a constitution and a beautiful national anthem
Feel free to join our official Discord server and invite all your friends!
Here's the link:https:://discord.gg/YB3BqucCzE.
This country has:
- a well-functioning government
- an excellent economy
- a mighty military
- entertainment, fun, gaming channels
- and even laws, a constitution and a beautiful national anthem
Feel free to join our official Discord server and invite all your friends!
Here's the link:https:://discord.gg/YB3BqucCzE.
by random1lemonsqueezy May 14, 2022
Get the Kingdom of Obamaland mug.The deliberate action and meditated response to calming oneself by correlating his or her's existence to the grander mission and purpose of God's eternal kingdom.
I.e., "Bro, why You worried. You're single now but will be married in God's timing - perhaps You should just Kingdom chill".
I.e. "Sister, I told him straight up, that, imma Kingdom chill over here while he settle his sissy self down, ya heard? Mmmhmmm".
I.e., "just breathe in Peace, exhale frustration and pause. Oila, you've just Kingdom-chilled how does it feel?
I.e. "Sister, I told him straight up, that, imma Kingdom chill over here while he settle his sissy self down, ya heard? Mmmhmmm".
I.e., "just breathe in Peace, exhale frustration and pause. Oila, you've just Kingdom-chilled how does it feel?
by Urbanshmity June 6, 2024
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