Taco Bell

The cheap $1.19 Laxatives

Guy 1: I've been unable to shit for 3 days straight. What do I do?
Doctor: Have you tried Taco Bell?

by Pokedex #184 April 19, 2018

Taco Bell

A young girl that is overly excited that you actually scored one of her kind.

Excited girl says to a guy in room: I'm glad you gave the "wham bam thank you ma'am"!

Guy in room says to excited girl: Bless you, taco bell

by Taco use September 24, 2023

Taco Bell

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself

Citizen 1: I ate Taco Bell and my ashore exploded.
Citizen 2: Poor you...

by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

Taco Bell

Everybody thinks that it's cheap, delicious, laxatives, but in the many years, since I was a toddler, that I have been eating Taco Bell, I have never once gotten diarrhea from it. Skill issue.

Taco Bell does NOT give you diarrhea.

by Shinobi77Gamer November 25, 2024

Taco Bell

Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!

Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."

by Hym Iam November 17, 2023

taco bell

worse than a fart and explosive diarrhea combined

I love Taco Bell!

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

Taco Bell

Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.

Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!

by MrWhomstDVe January 19, 2020