angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

kukoo bird

Goofy, unintelligent, ignorant, half a nut.

This kukoo bird passed me in a construction zone doing 40 over the speed limit to be one car ahead of me.

by Nanticoke Dan September 24, 2020

lured bird

A woman you seduce.

A successful lured bird. Great for me!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

BIRD

Bird is the word the

Actually I think the word is BIRD !

by Watup Derby December 4, 2021

Singing Bird

The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.

*High pitched screech*

Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?

by PeckerWrecker69 May 24, 2018

Emu the bird

the fucking loser that plays blox fruits for a living, and acts like a fucking femboy

im a dumb piece of shit” emu the bird”

by OfficialAnt April 29, 2023

Bird

Tweet tweet twoot rabadoo retard

Singular bird: bird multiple birds: birds

by I'm da biggest bird loser December 21, 2022