Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.

How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 20, 2022

Two moments

I don’t know how long I’ll be so I’ll keep it vague to avoid being longer than agreed upon

I’ll be back in two moments I just have to find something

by F3mal3boss April 02, 2021

Two Thirds Effect

Where any song is slowed down by two thirds of its length. commonly experienced by a lack of proper timing.

Take me to church becomes Taaaaaakkkke meeeee to chuuuurrrch is a common example of Two thirds effect

by JumpingJ November 16, 2015

Tommy Two Time

To deceive. Similar to “the ol’ switcheroo” Or “pull a fast one.”

We’re gonna pull a Tommy Two Time on them

by Em.sars April 10, 2019

Two nickels

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.

“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

by ninclemdo August 06, 2023

Timmy Two Jacket

When a girl is so filthy you have to put on two condoms.

I heard Nick banged Abby last night.

Yeah she was so filthy he gave her the Timmy two jacket treatment.

by Dtwnpwrbttm September 30, 2018

To two too much

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

by Totwotoomuch January 05, 2023