dick fart

Someone who smells like they came out of someone's dick;smells like piss or cum

Shut up you boner-biting dick-fart fuck-face

by Benignvirus June 14, 2004

Face Fart

Burp that smells. Usually results from eating rich food and/or drinking beer.

Man, after that pizza I had some nasty face farts.

by Paul August 23, 2004

fart-humor

A type of humor only found funny by males. Based on the sound of air emitting from the rectum and the resulting smell. Often replicated by cupping the armpit or the back of your elbow with your hand or by holding two hands up to the mouth. Females DO NOT find it funny.

"so, how was your date?"
"ugh, terrible! the guy started using fart-humor on me!"
"eew, only guys think thats funny"

by j.j. pohler September 26, 2009

fart filter

Noun: Underwear or panties.

I need to change my fart filter. My fart filter is dirty.

by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007

fart martyr

Someone who dies and gives up their own life for a fart.

Hey man i didn't know Osama was a Fart martyr.

by The dude who eats Kittens March 24, 2009

fart lusting

Someone who farts too loud and too much while finds it very sexy.

I have to light out some matches because I can smell your ass from across the room. Now quit your fart lusting or else i'll have to shove a cork up your butt!

by Lucas_JWF January 15, 2009

angel fart

A kind of girl fart which is how female angels fart. It is just a short, quick muffled hiss of gas that sounds just like a puff from a perfume bottle just like *pfft*

Guy (meets beautiful female angel): Wow, you're sexy!
Angel girl (lets out angel fart): *pfft* Excuse me *blushes*
Guy: Peww!

by xXWhiteKnightXx July 13, 2010