When an accused murderer pulls the “crazy card” and tries to convince law enforcement and everyone else that he did what he did because he was obeying a barking Labrador retriever, or anything equally absurd, who ostensibly told him that he must kill.
I’m here to defend this poor, innocent gentleman who has suffered all his life with the dreaded Son of Sam Syndrome; he is the victim, Your Honor, as he for years since his boyhood, has been followed by small weasels telling him to do the most heinous of things.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
Get the Son of Sam Syndromemug. by jonesberger October 8, 2018
Get the Beerpal-tunnel syndromemug. A girl who does the following suffers from Dumb Bitch Syndrome or DBS:
1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.
2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.
3. Uses sex as a form of currency.
4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")
5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.
6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.
7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.
Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."
1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.
2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.
3. Uses sex as a form of currency.
4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")
5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.
6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.
7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.
Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."
Dude, I really want to date Taylor, but she has a serious case of "Dumb Bitch Syndrome."
What'd you mean, man?
She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.
What'd you mean, man?
She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.
by pinlitt June 8, 2011
Get the Dumb Bitch Syndromemug. When a woman is always like having she's menstruation, getting easily upset, overacting and making big deal of random stupid things.
It's a softer kind of the raging bitch disorder with attention whore features.
It's a softer kind of the raging bitch disorder with attention whore features.
-Mary is acting weird and furious these days, she must be having a raging bitch disorder.
-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.
-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.
by Rodkor July 10, 2012
Get the Neverending menstruation syndromemug. Noun \ˈtī-nē ˈhärt ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm \
Severe clinical condition in which the affected does not have the resolve to complete a task that has become mildly to moderately challenging. Often seen when one attempts physical activity or a mentally taxing task like texting whole words or adding without a calculator. The only known cures for THS are forced toughening activities (i.e. barefoot 25 mile road marches, playing tag with porcupines, 10 mile runs at a 7 mile/min pace in a minefield, stealing food from a pride of hungry lions, chewing aluminum foil etc.)
Severe clinical condition in which the affected does not have the resolve to complete a task that has become mildly to moderately challenging. Often seen when one attempts physical activity or a mentally taxing task like texting whole words or adding without a calculator. The only known cures for THS are forced toughening activities (i.e. barefoot 25 mile road marches, playing tag with porcupines, 10 mile runs at a 7 mile/min pace in a minefield, stealing food from a pride of hungry lions, chewing aluminum foil etc.)
“Where is Mike? “
“His Tiny Heart Syndrome kicked in and he crashed on a log with a bag of Cheetos.”
“WTF? We’ve been walking 5 min. We just left the parking lot.”
“His Tiny Heart Syndrome kicked in and he crashed on a log with a bag of Cheetos.”
“WTF? We’ve been walking 5 min. We just left the parking lot.”
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
Get the Tiny Heart Syndromemug. When you can’t stop begging for attention and starting drama with people who haven’t interacted with you in years; using ADHD as an excuse for wretched behavior.
by fatbixch74 July 23, 2021
Get the Gabbie Hanna Syndromemug. Also known as HDS, hoodrat deficiency syndrome is a serious ailment resulting from a lack of easy hoodrat poon so far in one's life. Often found in individuals recovering from a recent bout of virginitis.
HDS can lead to reduced self-confidence, fear of girls, and repetitive stress injuries in the wrists.
Usually cured by slaying 30-40 hoodrats.
HDS can lead to reduced self-confidence, fear of girls, and repetitive stress injuries in the wrists.
Usually cured by slaying 30-40 hoodrats.
"Man, why is Max such a pussy around girls?"
"Oh dude. He's got hoodrat deficiency syndrome."
"Thanks urban dictionary! Now I know I have HDS!"
"Word son, now go romp on a bunch of uggos till you realize bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks.
"Oh dude. He's got hoodrat deficiency syndrome."
"Thanks urban dictionary! Now I know I have HDS!"
"Word son, now go romp on a bunch of uggos till you realize bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks.
by Dr_Steve February 8, 2009
Get the hoodrat deficiency syndromemug.