When you hear the doorbell ringing, so you go to the door and answer it. Unbeknownst to you, the 'postman' is entirely naked and masturbating, he ejaculates as soon as you open the door and runs away.
I was expecting a packageyesterday, but I got much more than I ordered, I received a fucking saucy Suprise.
A small twitch streamer (turned tiktoker) who doesn'twash his hands. He flies planes, and makes his chat make content for him.
"Hey! Have you watched that guy named Saucini?"
"No, who the hell is that?"
"Watch him on Twitch, he's hilarious!"
"I'll pass, I heard he doesn't wash his hands..."