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Parked

Adj.

Modern slang equivalent to boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.
Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck
by snyplibitus May 13, 2024
mugGet the Parkedmug.
Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.
He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !
by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023
mugGet the Parked his Car in a Threatening Mannermug.

trailer park mama

1) A woman (usually in her late 20s into her early 40s) who has 2 or more kids and sleeps around with everyone in the neighborhood (or town).

2) A slutty white woman (usually overweight, or slim build) who sleeps exclusively with black men and resents the fact that she had kids.

3) A woman with many bastard children who solely depends on the welfare system to take care of her and her poor life choices. May or May not be an alcoholic or a drug addict, resides in poor, run-down parts of town.
Person 1: Hey, Kimberly's single. Why haven't you asked her out?
Person 2: She is a trailer park mama. I don't need that drama.
by TheDankWolf1995 July 19, 2022
mugGet the trailer park mamamug.

ryder parks

by fish in a bucket October 17, 2020
mugGet the ryder parksmug.

Yawning at the park

Getting a handy dandy at the public park and covering it up with a yawn
by Gyat(level10) March 23, 2024
mugGet the Yawning at the parkmug.

Steve Park

A Male Specimen who teaches at Dresden Area Central School. Teaches Science, history, and language. Very nice hair and has the best Gym class. And also A person who is insanely sigma and when In their prime “there peak point in life” is dangerously good at everything
by Chink nugget69 November 23, 2024
mugGet the Steve Parkmug.

Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
mugGet the Mercedes Parking Lightsmug.

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