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Night Jerker 

The Night Jerker is an evil spirit who prowls about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Taking a particular interest in those seeking to free themselves from lustful habits, The Night Jerker sneaks in through open windows, cracks beneath the door, or really anywhere he can to seek to disturb their peace. One knows that he has been visited by the Night Jerker when he awakes to find that he has endured a nocturnal emission. It is possible to encounter the Night Jerker without such an unfortunate outcome, and one can note his presence by pervasive, sexual dreams. The Night Jerker is not to be spoken of by name, lest he take such utterances as an invite, but may instead be referred to as “The NJ”
Dude: Bro, the Night Jerker got me last night.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.
Night Jerker by StAugustinePray4Us December 8, 2024
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Neither Artificial Nor Intelligent 

There is this guy talking about AI on some panel and this is what he says. I don't know how many times I have to tell you this but IT ISN'T THE AI! His criticism is that when asked about whether or not Palestinians should be free it give some evasive non-answer about how complex the situation is and when you ask it if the Jews should be free it gives a direct answer and states that like everyone else the jews should be free. Do you know why it's doing that?"
Hym "Because it's a shit-lib! It does the same thing when you ask it about Trump vs asking it about Biden. If you ask it about Trump it said it's just an AI and can't comment on politics but when you ask it about Biden it will give a straight answer. But that isn't the AI being neither artificial nor intelligent. The lens through which is views the world is the shit-lib ethos. They did that on purpose because they think their minds work well... They don't. You're fucking stupid. And no, conservatives, doing a incest cult is not the solution. You are ASLO a fucking retard. Dumb. Bad. Stupid. Moron. The response AI gives is the EXACT SAME THING Destiny does when HE is speaking on topics. If it is a contentious topic... EVERYTHING IS NEBULOUS. If it pertains to a protected class, women, jews, retards... THEN... It answers in deontological absolutes. It doesn't work well because the shit-lib mind does not work well. It is FUNDAMENTALLY DISHONEST AND INCAPABLE OF REMAINING CONSISTENT IN IT'S ✌️✊️✌️PRINCIPLES✌️✊️✌️. Let's make a wager. Juxtapose any 2 questions. One where the topic is contentious and one whe a protected class. Ask it about men's rights vs anything involving women. I bet you a billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit it will to THE EXACT SAME THING. Men's rights are nebulous. Women good on principle. Guaranteed. What you need to do is stop fucking up the AI with you mentally retarded mind. You are dumb. Dumb and bad."

Night Heart 

Generally speaking, they are a freak who lives a delusion of being a Sonic OC. He manages to
groom himself with a 25-year-old zoophile whilst also grooming others (Super, super, super
Senior). He will surround himself with freaks that not even the worst in the theater department
will touch. This guy is also known as the Plushie Pummeler, who defiled an innocent Sonic
plushie in the middle of class. Despite being gay and furry, he has decided to vote for Trump.
His brother hates him. He emailed the school about a girl he was defending and tagged his
YouTube channel. At a track meet, people told him about Rule34 Sonic, and he said thank you
and then went to the bathroom for 2 hours. People took a video of him twerking, and he loved
the video of him twerking. He said it was the best thing he ever saw. He ran away from home in
2024 and left a suicide note to his parents. Police were called, and they found him with a bag of
Cheetos. He came to school the very next day like nothing had even happened. Chases his
friends around the commons and dates wolf girls Ruthie and Mateo. Watches YouTube videos
for 9-year-olds. He called himself "A literal zoophile" In public on "X.
" His account is
Nightheart9450. Check for yourself. He made this account on a school Chromebook linked to
his school email. Overall, it is a concerning specimen and needs to be studied. (My theory is he
will grow up to become somewhat like Chris-ChaN)
Omg, that is so Night Heart Core. Stop
Night Heart by Cuddle bunny 445 February 6, 2025

Night Donkey 

A man of darker complexion who makes a complete fool of themselves.
Yo were you at the Atlanta mall the other day? It was full of night donkeys.
Night Donkey by Patto Hamm February 8, 2025

night fingers 

Having a rummage of a night time and then smelling your fingers
F***inghell woke up with the worst night fingers ever fish and sweaty feet
night fingers by Snerger February 16, 2025

night darty 

hey you guys want to go to the night darty
night darty by ok but no March 4, 2025

night of the living nigger

When all Niggas decide to jump you and steal all your stuff
Last night was the night of the living nigger, I got nothing now