Fire Fidgetosis

The diagnosis of someone who constantly pokes a fire until effectively putting it out.

Dan - “Phil, stop messing with they fire.”
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.

by Sparkie3 August 30, 2018

Fire In The Hole

When a man and woman are fucking in doggy position, the man reaches over and grabs a candle, shoves the lit candle in the woman’s ass, and yells FIRE IN THE HOLE.

“yo what’d you do last night” “ it got wild, finally pulled off a fire in the hole”

by FreakyPyro June 15, 2022

Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.

Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.

by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023

fire ss

fire called a girl mommy LMAOOOOOO

Person 1:yo bro u seen that fire ss?

Person2:what fire ss?

*Person1 shows Person2 the ss nd then they both laugh maniaclly*

by ZayanhubMember July 9, 2021

fih - fire in the hole

chill out n fire a "fatty" u know ur all stressed out , what better to do than the inevitable...

oh my god...i got to spend another night with him... "fih - fire in the hole"

by spider monkey69 May 6, 2011

California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025

You're fired

First coined by Vincent Kennedy mcmahon on Raw in the 90's

Stone cold has crossed the line

Vince: you're fired

by Wallace2054 November 22, 2020