doorside mike

A fucking fag

Doorside Mike was SO gay!... HOW GAY WAS HE?! He was so gay that even Los Angeles rejected him.

by Doorside Mike March 11, 2016

Spaghetti Mike

A pedophile.

That guy is starting to act like Spaghetti Mike.

by Rubber Sucky October 14, 2016

Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

by glorifiedglamour June 11, 2016

Sprinkle Mickey

When you whip out your penis to urinate and your piss goes everywhere but in the the toilet

I just had a Sprinkle Mickey in the toilet there , it was all up the wall

by Cum Sponge May 30, 2016

Dirty Mike

Owner of a petite cock.

Why are you such a dirty mike?

by Kaden1467 June 16, 2016

Lifted Mickey

The Canadian way of saying boner.

"Ah shoot eh, I got meself a lifted mickey over here. Sorry aboot that."

by FlapjackScraper August 4, 2016

hurricane mickey

n. Any overblown squall that generates a lot of hype and closes airports and, most especially, amusement parks.

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Up for a trip to Disney World?
I hear it's closed . There's a hurricane mickey coming.
Surfing then?

by gnostic3 October 6, 2016