"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"
by Foxiferous September 14, 2006
Get the king kong's little fingermug. Darren loves king-daviding in the bathroom after talking to his girlfriend,Jenn, and can never find tissues to wipe up his sperm.
by Earnest Graham August 21, 2008
Get the king-davidingmug. by saggyytiddies July 13, 2020
Get the king lovemug. Almost every city has a MLK Street and that is usually where you can find most of the African American population of the city.
Oooo gurl, there's a party tonite on Martin Luther King Street, at tha park.
OR
Turn on MLK Street, I gotta git somethin from my dawg.
OR
Turn on MLK Street, I gotta git somethin from my dawg.
by wat-u-kno-bout-dat? January 17, 2009
Get the Martin Luther King Streetmug. noun
1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
EXAMPLE A:
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
by HONKYSAUCE September 9, 2013
Get the King Shit of Fuck Mountainmug. someone who thinks (mistakenly)that they run everything in the area that they are in but are oblivious to the fact that the area is a shithole and that they are, indeed, a shithead and have no power or authority at all!
did you see the idiot landlord in that dump of a pub last night? he really thought he was King Turd of Shit Mountain, didn't he?
by rob oyns October 11, 2006
Get the King Turd Of Shit Mountainmug. The supreme Ping wielder, likes stealing chairs. Kyle Jin Ping King lives in the banks of Ping River ioun a man-cave, fitted with the best gaming setup to ever exist to mankind, but cursed with high ping for the rest of his gaming experience. Overtime Kyle Jin Ping King has learned to harness the Ping and use it to his advantage. If you ever see someone with this ability you can refer them to Kyle Jin Ping King
dude, you're playing like Kyle Jin Ping King!
high ping is no excuse, Kyle Jin Ping King learned to harness it.
your ping is so high you're like Kyle Jin Ping King.
high ping is no excuse, Kyle Jin Ping King learned to harness it.
your ping is so high you're like Kyle Jin Ping King.
by Urbanium Dictionarium November 10, 2020
Get the Kyle Jin Ping Kingmug.