Dominic’s Donkey

The huge veiny dick of someone named Dominic, specifically italian.

"You wanna see Dominic’s Donkey?"

by DomBro__ February 13, 2026

Where is the donkey tied

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

Human 1: Where is the donkey tied? Human 2: You jizz a load so hard

by Kiffytheapple February 15, 2026

super galactic turbo reverse donkey twist

when your partner shoves a v8 engine down your ass after they pegged you and you make a donkey sound and then you roll over the floor and twist your spine and then ascend into a higher dimension

John: I just did a super galactic turbo reverse donkey twist with your grandma
Max: yo wtf bro

by hyperlabor01 March 22, 2026

Don't Be A Donkey

"The absolute talk show" podcast coined the phrase, "Don't be a donkey" meaning "don't be a jackass.

Trent was being mean about my weekend events and i replied, "don't be a donkey!"

by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025

Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kong

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Rubber-nosed swamp donkey

Another name for a moose. Nickname derived from their very large muzzle, sometimes described as rubbery or leathery and their affinity for aquatic environments, where they often feed, and their large, somewhat ungainly, donkey-like appearance.

Dusty went hunting for deer and ended up face to face with a rubber-nosed swamp donkey.

by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025